The Little Engine That Could is a heart-warming tale perfect for boosting the morale of any five-year-old. It encourages children to persevere with hard tasks, telling them that no matter how small they are, no obstacle is unconquerable if enough effort is involved.
It’s a touching tale, but it gives altogether the wrong impression. A lot of things can only be achieved through subtlety. Pushing along while chanting ‘I think I can’ is often a guaranteed way to fail. In many ways, children would be better served by being force-fed Machiavelli. It’s not likely to become a popular idea, though, so the best thing to do is learn some subtlety as an adult.
This is a particular lesson to be learned for search engine optimisation. A lot of companies think that they can make number one in the SERPs, if only they try hard enough. The difficulty is, though, that the more obvious your on-page and off-page
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The other day, to my horror, I discovered that Pot Noodles can go bad. In all my experience of Pot Noodle, the thought that it was perishable food had never occurred to me. I had begun to believe that nothing short of nuclear holocaust could affect the edibility (that what it is) of this hardy little snack.
Have you ever given a small child red food colouring, especially in conjunction with lots of sugar? The effect is pretty instantaneous. The child tends to run around like a crazed bumblebee for around 40 minutes, then collapses in a complaining, tired little pile. It’s an effect that’s most impressive at the parties of six-year-olds.
Late-night gremlins are exactly what you’d imagine them to be; troublesome, annoying and a particularly sickly shade of green. They have a tendency to creep up on you when you least need it. Even worse, they can lay the sort of traps that will adversely affect your 






